Talonicefire (talonicefire) wrote in hetalia,

Hetaween songs 2

Here is another list of Hetaween songs. There's only four: Hetaween (based off Halloween), Hetalia Will Make a Fan Out of You (based off I'll Make a Man Out of You, song from Mulan), Gotta Troll 'Em All (based off Gotta Catch 'Em All, first Pokemon theme song), and Hetanade (based off Grenade, by Bruno Mars)

1. Hetaween (For the tune of this song, go here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsyEX9iIN-I )

Hetaween, Hetaween
Crazy, cracky Hetaween
Trick and trolling every fan
We’ll always fall for Hima’s plan.

Hetaween, Hetaween
Steamy, sexy Hetaween
Nations in costumes, love the sight
We will stay up all night.

Englock Holmes.
Trollmerica owns.
Francer Pan has shaved his beard!
Finland will be feared. (aww too cute)

Hetaween, Hetaween
Slave!Italy makes a scene
Being yanked by Germany,
It makes us fangirls squee.

Hetaween, Hetaween
We all love our Heteaween!
Romania will not glow (cue sparkle sound)
You’re thinking of the wrong show.

Hetaween, Hetaween
Ghost pirate Noridcs haunt our dreams.
Micro-nations all so cute
Hima updates, we can’t compute!

Here he trolls.
Steve controls.
Monacbell grants a wish
And Captain Sey fights with swordfish.

Hetaween, Hetaween
We stay up for Hetaween.
Though sleep may try to take us
We won’t let it without a fuss.

Hetaween, Hetaween
We’ll get trolled all Hetaween.
Press F5
Until it’s wrecked.
HST is in effect.

Press F5
And now we squee.
It’s an update we see!


2. Hetalia Will Make a Fan Out of You

Let’s get down to LJ
for the next update.
Did we just get trolled
when we stayed up so late?
We’re the craziest bunch you’ve ever met.
But you can bet
when the event’s through,
Hetalia will make a fan out of you!

Seems like mindless shiptease
but there’s a plot within.
We know when Hima posts
it’ll be made of win.
There’s nudity, costumes
and comedy.
But that doesn’t give us a clue.
Somehow we’ll make a fan out of you!

We’re never gonna make it all night.
HST is in full effect.
Keep pressing F5 until your finger’s sore.
Hima’s the trollking, got that right.
Every new update is just perfect.
We’ll be here making new memes and so much more.

(Be a fan)
We must be swift to
keep up with updates.
(Be a fan)
With all our force
we must press F5.
(Be a fan)
With all our strength
this event will be great.
Til the end of the event
we will survive!

Updates are racing towards us
and so have nose bleeds.
Look at that sexy nation
which gives us no leads.
When will we spot
this hidden plot?
And how long will it be til it’s through?
Hetalia has made a fan out of you!

(Be a fan)
We must be swift to
keep up with updates.
(Be a fan)
With all our force
we must press F5.
(Be a fan)
With all our strength
this event will be great.
Til the end of the event
we will survive!

(Be a fan)
We must be swift to
keep up with updates.
(Be a fan)
With all our force
we must press F5.
(Be a fan)
With all our strength
this event will be great.
Til the end of the event
we will survive!


3. Gotta Troll 'Em All

I will troll as the very best
Like you’ve never seen before
Your patience is what I test
But you’ll be back wanting more

My series will be in every land
A fandom far and wide
My mind, you’ll never understand
What crack goes on inside

The Troll King!
(Gotta troll ‘em alllll)
Of course it’s me
By now my fans should see
The Troll King!
Oh, think I’m your friend
And follow my event that won’t end

The Troll King!
(Gotta troll ‘em allllll)
Or is that true?
I’ll troll you all until I’m through
Flip dem tables and make memes too
The Troll King!
(Gotta troll ‘em all)
Gotta troll ‘em all, yeah

I’ll post false hints along the way
And mislead the fans for fun
You’ll lurk my blogs all day
Hoping I’ll draw everyone

I’ll update when the time is right
And use HST where I deem
You’ll stay awake most the night
Then you’ll F5 while you dream

The Troll King!
(Gotta troll ‘em allllll)
None other than me
My updates make the fans squee
The Troll King!
Oh, you’ll stay til the end
Though you don’t have time to spend

The Troll King!
(Gotta troll ‘em allllll)
We know it’s true
If you have doubt you must be new
My fans may rage but they love me too
The Troll King!
(Gotta troll ‘em all)
Gotta troll ‘em all

Gotta troll ‘em all

Gotta troll ‘em all

Gotta troll ‘em all
Yeah

The Troll King!
Gotta troll ‘em allllll
Of course it’s me
By now my fans should see
The Troll King!
Oh, think I’m your friend
And follow my event that won’t end

The Troll King!
Gotta troll ‘em allllll
Or is that true?
I’ll troll you all until I’m through
Flip dem tables and make memes too
The Troll King!
(Gotta troll ‘em all)
Gotta troll ‘em all
The Troll King!


4. Hetanade

Update come, F5 go, LJ’s where we’ll live
Oh, stay, stay, stay up late, ship tease please papa give
Should’ve known we’d be trolled, like the last event
Still waiting for an update, when will you update?

Trolled with all you had and we flipped all of our icons
We flipped all of our icons, we did
To give us more nations is all we really asked
Cause what you don’t understand is

We’d throw a grenade for it
(Yeah yeah yeah)
Catch a blade with our hand for it
(Yeah yeah yeah)
We’d out run a speeding train for it
(Yeah yeah yeah)
Won’t let anything come before it
(Yeah yeah yeah)

Oh oh, we can go through all this pain
And dodge a bullet aimed at the brain
Yes, just to see your event, Hima
But you’ll still use HST

Troll, troll, troll, troll

Spam, spam, spam the thread, spam until it’s full
Let’s all give out a squee no matter where you’re from
Troll king, troll king, Hima that’s what you are, yeah
But for Hetalia we’ll come, even from afar

Trolled with all you had and we flipped all of our icons
We flipped all of our icons, yes we did
Real life, don’t get in the way is all we really asked
Cause what you don’t understand is

We’d throw a grenade for it
(Yeah yeah yeah)
Catch blade with our hand for it
(Yeah yeah yeah)
We’d out run a speeding train for it
(Yeah yeah yeah)
Won’t let anything come before it
(Yeah yeah yeah)

Oh oh, we can go through all this pain
And dodge a bullet aimed at the brain
Yes, just to see this event, real life
But you won’t back the hell off

If our house was caught on fire
We’d save the computer from the flames
Skipped our work by being a liar
Cause we’ll never, ever, ever leave, oh no

For Hetalia, we’d throw a grenade for it
(Yeah yeah yeah)
Catch a blade with our hand for it
(Yeah yeah yeah)
We’d out run a speeding train for it
(Yeah yeah yeah)
Won’t let anything come before it
(Yeah yeah yeah)

Ohhh, we can go through all this pain
And dodge a bullet aimed at the brain
Yes, just to see your event, Hima
But you’ll still use HST

Yeah, you’ll still use HST
You’ll still use HST
Ooh, you’ll still use HST

Troll, troll, troll, troll



Please credit if you ever wish to use these songs for something (not that I can imagine why anyone would XD )

Also go here http://hetalia.livejournal.com/11683199.html for zanteh's Hetaween songs
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