Series: Axis Powers: Hetalia
Characters/Pairings: Norway, Denmark, Den/Nor. (Nor/Den?)
Rating: M for language and semi-explicit sexual content.
Summary: Written for my friend's birthday, this is everything she likes in one story: Denmark being fat, Iceland being adorable, IKEA, sex in chairs, and porn. I'd like to say it's better than it sounds, but it's really not. (eyeroll) Alternative Title: Sweden Doesn't Have A Royal Yacht, What A Loser (Let Norway And Denmark Show You How It's Done).
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