



Note : Although the original says "Steel Agreement", a quick googling of Germany-Italy deals from that era says "Pact of Steel". I went with google.


Author's note : After Roosevelt, Churchill and Stalin finished their conference at Yalta, they went on a sightseeing flight to the Black Sea.
No sooner than they'd taken off, a devil jumped onto the airplane's wing and started to destroy the engine. Churchill kept his cool and began to negotiate.
"Sir, if you'll stop that, I'll give you a seat in the House of Lords."
The devil, however, refused to listen. A few minutes later, Roosevelt said to the devil,
"Hey, you, yes, you. If you'll stop, I'll give you as much Californian farmland and new Packard cars as you want."
But the devil continued to destroy the engines. At this point, Stalin gently shouted,
"Hey, you fuckwad, if you don't stop that right now I'll throw you into the kolkhoz!"
At the moment the devil heard those words, it flew away, never to be seen again.
From the kolkhoz that even the devil fears.

Author's note : Lithuania and the Happy Three Baltic States
Although Lithuania used to be a big country with Poland, Russia did its best to break that apart--->Lithuania is 'recruited'.
Afterwards, poor Lithuania's plight was to be beaten up by Russia day after day.
By the way, Lithuania-kun likes martial arts.
He's also the (relatively) most cheerful among the Baltic states.







Author's note : Italy's brother in his dream (Italia Romano) will appear in the second part!
At this point, Italy was separated into the north and south, literally.











Author's note : The Pact of Steel. A treaty exchanged between Germany and Italy to help each other out if each is ever in a bind. This pact will change the two Italy's immeasurably in the future.
Truth be told, I find writing this to be more embarrassing than drawing naked people.





Author's note : Italians have been an inconsistent people since forever. *laughs* The North and the South never really got on all that well, but if you ask,
"Is there a strength difference because of the regions?"
In the First World War, Italian soldiers were conscripted from all parts of the country and distributed evenly among the army, but after WWI, they started making the units regional.
Still, THE USELESSNESS NEVER CHANGED.
They really are hetare! XD
The pendant, by the way, is the cross of the Teutonic Knights.




Author's note : Although Poland and Lithuania used to be one country, Lithuania was pretty much in the lackey position. He was confounded by Poland's many whims, apparently, like "Speak Polish!" or "Live like me!".
Poor, poor Lithuania.





Author's note : Though Poland has the image of 'the poor abused country stuck between Russia and Germany' he actually has been destroyed many times and yet still rose back like a phoenix. In other words, he seems to actually be a tough, strong country.
Surprisingly, there were times when he'd won against Russia and Germany. The time he was with Lithuania was his golden age, where he and Lithuania the Lackey conquered and expanded across Eastern Europe.
Also, this is pointless, but I based Poland's accent on Nagoya schoolgirls (In English this would be Valley Girl -trans.)
<






Author's note : Russia actually had traumatic memories of Poland and letters before. In one of their wars, he grew to distrust his allies thanks to Poland's fake letters and caused massive unrest in the ranks, at which point Poland swooped in and took Moscow.

Author's note : He did get a very thorough revenge afterwards, though.

Author's note : Speaking of Russia's friends, I completely forgot this person.







Author's note : And so, we have the Pact of Steel.
Although Lithuania said 'Soviet' singularly in the last panel, please think of it as the USSR.

← Ctrl← Alt
Ctrl →Alt →
November 8 2008, 01:00:14 UTC 3 years ago Edited: November 8 2008, 01:02:50 UTC
Also, *uses icon relevantly.* 8D Also also, thanks for all the effort!
November 8 2008, 10:16:01 UTC 3 years ago
I love how Lithuania started out sort of repressed passive-aggressive, too. XD
November 8 2008, 01:06:45 UTC 3 years ago
November 8 2008, 01:10:17 UTC 3 years ago
November 8 2008, 01:13:40 UTC 3 years ago
November 8 2008, 01:15:02 UTC 3 years ago
Also, fern sprout...pfffft.
Thanks for scanlating!
November 8 2008, 01:16:52 UTC 3 years ago Edited: November 8 2008, 01:18:28 UTC
You guys are awesome, awesome people. Thanks so much for translating this.
eta: and is it just me, or is Japan so much cuter in the earlier artsyle? ♥
November 8 2008, 01:19:38 UTC 3 years ago
Germany being ticked off at his "boss"'s absurd orders makes me so incredibly happy you wouldn't damn believe it. I think I love him even more now (as well as the author for mentioning the crazy Holy Grail search, wtf. <3)
OH RUSSIA. You keep right on sending those chain letters, you giant scary thing, you.
Also, Poland's heartfelt parting words to Lithuania. I died a little. XD
November 8 2008, 01:28:07 UTC 3 years ago
November 8 2008, 01:32:27 UTC 3 years ago
OH POLAND ILU
November 8 2008, 01:34:28 UTC 3 years ago
Oh, Russia XD Just...I don't really know whether I should kick him for being so mean to poor Lithuania ;_; or hug him for being so absolutely adorable ^_^
Also, Italy is so adorably cute, even when being made of fail. Just, d'awwww.
Thanks for the scanlation!
November 8 2008, 01:40:35 UTC 3 years ago
And the Teutonic cross!!! Prussia!!!! So much love!!!
Thank you Again you took away all my sleepiness and now I'm ready to work really hard on my homework ^^
November 8 2008, 01:43:31 UTC 3 years ago
thank you so very much~~~~
learning history all over again hetalia style, is the best way to spend the day XD
November 8 2008, 01:43:34 UTC 3 years ago
Thank you for the scanlation~. The quality is excellent like always.
I love Italy so much, my goodness ;_;
November 8 2008, 10:18:24 UTC 3 years ago
3 years ago
November 8 2008, 01:48:43 UTC 3 years ago
haha, oh Poland. I feel so bad for Lithuania :(
Deleted comment
November 8 2008, 02:53:06 UTC 3 years ago
...Germany and Russia have a very complicated relationship. >__>;
November 8 2008, 01:57:06 UTC 3 years ago
O LULZ, FRANCE.
Also, worried N. Italy is so adorable. AND RUSSIA IS, AS ALWAYS, AWESOME.
November 8 2008, 02:02:13 UTC 3 years ago
You've just made my entire month.
Thank you so much for all of the hard work. ;w;
♥
November 8 2008, 08:19:52 UTC 3 years ago
3 years ago
3 years ago
3 years ago
3 years ago
3 years ago
November 8 2008, 02:07:24 UTC 3 years ago
It's so interesting to see how much the character designs have changed... Thank you SO much for this translation!!! ♥♥♥
November 14 2008, 07:28:20 UTC 3 years ago
but then again, I could be horribly wrong XD
November 8 2008, 02:12:52 UTC 3 years ago
November 8 2008, 02:22:02 UTC 3 years ago
Italy's so cute~
What the heck, Poland. O.o
LOL @ last image.
November 8 2008, 02:22:05 UTC 3 years ago
November 8 2008, 10:20:45 UTC 3 years ago
3 years ago
3 years ago
3 years ago
3 years ago
3 years ago
3 years ago
3 years ago
November 8 2008, 02:22:23 UTC 3 years ago
November 8 2008, 02:28:05 UTC 3 years ago
OH FELIKS~! God, he just makes me so proud to be Polish. :'D
And other things like France telling Italy to shake his ass and Italy just being sooo cute in general ♥ just make this chapter amazing and lol-worthy.
THANK YOU SO MUCH for translating!
OMG he mentioned Paluczki~! 8DDDNovember 8 2008, 06:42:40 UTC 3 years ago
and sękacz!3 years ago
3 years ago
3 years ago
November 8 2008, 02:32:47 UTC 3 years ago
oh mann i feel for lithuania. D: being stuck between a sadist like russia and a carefree person like poland.. =___= poor guy.
but oh mann poland is so funny LOL ARE HE AND LITHUANIA REALLY FRIENDS??
November 9 2008, 21:05:08 UTC 3 years ago
Someone has to tell Hidekaz about the whole thing with Wilno region (to put it short Poland annexed a big part of Lithuania's territory, including the capital, some of the older Lithuanians hate us to this day for that). One could mention also Lithuania's stand during the Polish-Soviet war in 1920 (friendly neutrality towards Russia [allowed to move troops through lithuanian territory freely]) as a proof of how Lithuania didn't have any sentiment for Poland back then.
But then, I guess trying to convince the author to drop that friendship wouldn't meet approval of a certain group of the fans...
November 8 2008, 02:34:06 UTC 3 years ago
← Ctrl← Alt
Ctrl →Alt →