[Help!!] I launched to translate this, but it was a litte beyond my ability. Please comment and help me to fix the bad English!!
(version with Japanese is here.)
(hagane_no_mame, sadlygrove. Thank you so much!)
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FRANCE: It hurt...
SHUJINKO(the main character): ...A, are you alright?
FRANCE: Oh sure I'm fi... Ouch!!!
SHUJINKO: sigh. I don't know what the hell happened, but don't call me in the middle of the night!
FRANCE: ugh... sorry... But, there are some things I must do as a man... Gyaaaaaaaaaaa!!
SHUJINKO: You don't have to push yourself to be cool! Just tell me your business please!
FRANCE: Hah... hah... Yes... that seems good for you and me... as well... owww.
SHUJINKO: For now, I cooked milk oatmeal. Help yourself when you get as well as you can move.
FRANCE: Ah... yup.... thank you so much.
FRANCE: However, IT IS!!
FRANCE: On April Fool, I have to bring dreams to all...!! But now I, look! Look at this! Can you see how I am!?
SHUJINKO: I, I understand! Let go! NO! Stop it, please!
FRANCE: hah... hah... My.. my...! *weeps*
SHUJINKO: Oh that was close... huff... huff... OK, let me sort out. On the April Fool, you had something to do. However for any reason, you are in such a condition.
FRANCE: Yeah... what a pity.... Isn't it funny? hahaha...
SHUJINKO: And, you called me. That means...
FRANCE: Yes, that's right.
SHUJINKO I have to do it instead.
FRANCE: Of course, mademoiselle.
SHUJINKO: Don't call me such.
FRANCE: I'm so happy and impressed I called someone like you who understand very fast.
SHUJINKO: Well, thank you, thank you.
FRANCE: Yes! April Fool. I had a soooooo seriouse business! But I am in this condition! So, I'm asking you who is famous for the earnestness.
Hmm... oh? Let me see...
"What is your name? "
(The default name is Picardy (a region in France). But you can enter anything.)
FRANCE: Yes! Picardy!
SHUJINKO: You forgot my name completely...
FRANCE: Nah, I never forg... owww... that's because of this! This!
SHUJINKO: Is that so...? Fine, anyway. I'll help you. I've just finished my job.
FRANCE: Merci! Picardy! Your heart and mine, they are connected deep down inside! Hmmm hmm.
SHUJINKO: ... sigh. Then, what should I do?