Characters: Germany, Prussia, Spain, Hungary, Italy; cameos from most of the world
Pairings: Hungary/Prussia; some Germany/Italy and implied Romano/Spain
Warnings: Language, various (mostly oblique) talk of sex and kink; don't trust this cut. Cross-posted to prussiaxhungary.
Summary: On the importance of fraternal duty, the definition of "seduction", and conversation topics inappropriate for polite company.
( "But worry not,” he says with a placatory sweep of the hand which up until now has been playing Hungary’s role, “I emerged triumphant in the end, if by triumphant you mean shirtless." )