Character(s) or Pairing(s): Russia, America, Russia/America
Warning: Mild language and silliness, Harry Potter crossover.
Summary: In which Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor Alfred F. Jones attempts to ask Herbology Professor Ivan Braginski to the Yule Ball.
Written for the 2011 Fantasia event at the Russiamerica comm.
(He didn't want to risk messing up his chances with the only faculty member at Hogwarts worth hitting on.)