Characters/Pairings: main are Rome x Lithuania, with mentions of various others, the most notable being Korea and Poland (not together in a pairing, SEPARATELY)
Ratings/Warnings: bad attempt at crack (it almost becomes meaningful at the end), human names, crack pairing, epic fail in general. probably PG-13 for vague mentions of sex and bad language.
Author's Notes: written for crackship_aph. i don't know where this came from, nor do i know how it ended up here.
Summary: Marcus Vargas is enamored of his new employee at Ross. Toris Lorinaitis wishes he were a little less enamored.
Toris Lorinaitis hates his new job.
cross-posted to crackship_aph