Title: The Coolest Pillow in the World (*)
Fandom: Axis Powers Hetalia
Warning: None; mentions of sex, and crack
Summary: America's pillow is proud to be called the best, but being the greatest means putting up with a lot.
Notes: Kink meme de-anon for this prompt; the title has been renamed since someone (rightfully) pointed out that repetitive use of the word awesome just makes everything sound like Prussia, who while been completely fun, isn't what I was going for.
*Formerly known as The Most Awesome Pillow in the World
Jeez, Britain, it’s not like you don’t have that blanket you take everywhere with you.