Title: United Kingdom (of douchery)
Chara: Scotland, Wales, England, America
OP Says: England and his brothers might fight, but when faced with an outside threat, they merge into a seamless machine to take down the bastard unlucky enough to oppose them.
Title: Getting Dirty
OP wanted countrybumpkin!Spain and sophisticated!France: "His skin is bronzed from too much time in the sun, and Spain has a too-stupid grin on his face when he sees France."